Strippers, rejoice!

Ban on silicone breast implants lifted.

Your local strip joint will be even more of a supermarket - take your pick of natural, saline, or giant silicone put-your-eye-out knockers.

This will also make the game of "Are-they-real-or-not" a lot more interesting.

Just to prove that any topic can be made boring, here's the FDA's website about breast implants.

Of course, all thanks should go to Nancy Pelosi. Between this and the never-ending sunshine and unicorns everywhere, hasn't it been just amazing?

UPDATE: Great, NOW I get a picture up on the site. Couldn't do that earlier.