Fish

Courtesy of CasinoOwnage:

Your Poker Game is sooo weak ...

• Moneymaker lols at you
• Paul Varkonyi can read you like a book
• You can't get staked for a freeroll
• Your card protector hides under your cards
• The only black chips you have are the ones from your dirty hands
• The dealer deals you 4 cards in a texas holdem game
• You're automatically entered into everybody's friends list
• The only button on your screen is "call"
• Party Poker asks you to be their sponsor
• Everybody seems to want to pay for your Red Bull
• You think AT is an automatic 3:2 favourite
• Phil Hellmuth invites you to a cash game
• Helen Keller can pick up your tells
• You look for players eating Oreos