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Let's just say this is going to be one of the weirdest auctions you'll probably ever see.

Over 1,800 of Michael Jackson's items and items of his siblings, mementoes, and other strange items (like a deed to Neverland Ranch) will be auctioned off tomorrow at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.

I'm partial to items #73 and 75 - Orange/maroon bellbottoms and blue/green bellbottoms - or item #610, Latoya's percocet pill bottle, or best of all, Item #1379, a NAACP Medal of Freedom for Joe Jackson (given to him in between whuppin's).

I do not see a listing for Bubbles, though. Although I'm intrigued by item #1737, an autographed 12 * 14 photo of.....Billy Ray Cyrus?

Hat tip to The Las Vegas Blog.

It's close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed

You hear the door slam and realize theres nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin up
You're out of time

Theyre out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night Ill save you from the terror on the screen,
I'll make you see

Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

That this is thriller, thriller night
cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about to strike
know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller

Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight