Are you sure it's not April Fools' Day?

If this is the hottest around, then my taste in women has dropped significantly.

Lindsey Lohan Tops Maxim "Hot 100"

Apparently we've gone from heroin chic to cocaine chic.

The rankings of the next few were Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl. I'm somewhat sure all of them should be ranked ahead - I'm not completely sure because I don't know who Ali Larter is.

Yikes.