Fully escalated

Not "escalating toward war". Now, it's simply, "war".

I'm sure strong words from the UN will be heeded on both sides. And I'm sure this bridge I have for sale in the desert will get snapped right up.

Considering our obligations and alliances in the area, I won't be surprised if we have a significant number of troops there by Labor Day. Probably much sooner.

Then we'll be in a three-front war in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Lebanon. Four, if forces go to Somalia too. And we haven't figured out North Korea and Iran yet.

The next time I say it's going to be a slow week, just pop me one across the head.