Courtesy of CNN/SI:
Benson filed for divorce from her husband, new Orioles pitcher Kris, because he reportedly cheated on her. When Benson pitched for the Mets, Anna said that if she ever caught her husband cheating, she would retaliate by sleeping with his teammates, coaches and even the team trainers. The divorce promises to be a complex legal battle. First an arbitrator must decide whether the cheating took place before or after Benson's trade from the Mets to the Orioles, then whether those retaliatory rights also transferred as part of the trade.
Some thoughts:
1) Kris, you are a dumbass. And apparently anyone is capable of running around. In his defense, she is certifiably nutso. Not a great defense though.
2) Is it too early to make a joke about B-12 shots in the Orioles' clubhouse?
3) Will said vengeance be part of Anna's shoot for Playboy?
4) Will Howard Stern be called as witness in the divorce proceedings?
5) Will this cement her place a crazy psycho ho? (Probably.)
6) Will this stop me from putting up a picture? (Nah. I may go all the way up to six or seven readers.)
2 comments:
1) They reconciled today.
2) Steal my gimmick again and face retribution. ;-)
1) Darn. The prospect of Anna Benson going through 60 guys would have made for an interesting story.
2) Hey, I used pictures with Orioles gear, so it's slightly different :)
2a) She's still whacko.
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