Snakes. Nothing but Snakes

Coming soon to a theater near you.....


This is just dumb enough that it could really be funny in a campy kind of way. And yes, it's a real movie.

Will Snakes On A Plane
Get a better box office
take than new Superman?

Snakes don't know better.
Gonna get messed up by Jules -
He's one bad mo'fo.

Add your haiku here. Let this poster (which is a fake) inspire you: