How to celebrate a birthday

1) Don't do anything out of the ordinary. Go to work, go to the grocery store, watch some TV, surf the web, and go to bed.

2) Take the next day off from work so that someone can finally come to the house to look at the hole in the ceiling.

3) Veg out in front of the TV for 13 hours watching the first day of March Madness.

Sometimes it's the small things that make you happy. In my case, it's not having to hit Alt-Tab all day at work to check on scores.