Thursday, June 29, 2006

A Culture of Corruption

No, the OTHER party.

MONTGOMERY, Alabama (AP) -- Former Gov. Don Siegelman and former HealthSouth chief executive Richard Scrushy were convicted Thursday in a bribery scheme that derailed Siegelman's campaign to retake his former office.

Gee, corrupt Democrats? That never happens. Why, I thought it was just Republicans that were corrupt swindlers, That's what the New York Times says and they're always right, just like the Internet!

I thought the Democrats were all nice, honorable guys, like Harry Reid. Or Nancy Pelosi. Or William Jefferson. Or Ted Kennedy. Or Robert Kennedy Jr. And back to Harry Reid.

Seriously - you probably don't want to make "culture of corruption" a campaign weapon. Not when that weapon can be turned around and shot through your own chest.

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