Wednesday, February 07, 2007

What's the over/under on Paternity Suits and Bail Bonds?

With football over and baseball not yet begun, mid-February allows two other sports to have their midseason showcases.

The NHL's All-Star Game already happened, but nobody cared.

Coming up in about 10 days is the NBA's All-Star Weekend. However, the events themselves may not stand out too much. Unless, of course, you're that hyped over a dunk contest between Gerald Green, Dwight Howard, Tyrus Thomas and defending champ Nate Robinson (if you even know their teams, congratulations).

No, what is unique about this All-Star weekend is the location. They've done Miami, they've done LA, but this weekend will be different. A raising of the sakes, if you will.


Because, really, nothing could possibly go wrong with a couple hundred basketball players and their entourages in Sin City and roaming the Strip with every possible temptation within arm's reach, right?

Right?

(shudder)

Sportscenter may do a joint braodcast with Cops by the time it's over.

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