Fitting that this was in Bellevue

It's April 2 now, so I don't think this was a gag.

Apparently, a man in Bellevue, Ohio wanted to get under an umbrella, -ella, -ella, eh, eh, OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!

No, the alleged felon does NOT look like Rihanna. Not many folks do.



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The splinters must have hurt something fierce. Especially by the FOURTH go-round. Amazingly, his family did not want to talk about him rocking out with his **** out with the umbrella hole in a friggin TABLE.

I've been to Cincinnati. It didn't seem THAT strange. Skyline Chili was OK, I guess.

But, um, yikes.