A ratings grabber

Dick licks Farrah Fawcett - yes, I did type that correctly. It's not backwards. Really.

OK, which would be scarier - a berserk Andy Dick at the William Shatner roast, or a berserk Courtney Love at the Pamela Anderson roast?

Please, for the love of God, don't put Love and Dick in the same room with a mountain of cocaine.

The roast of William Shatner is this Sunday at 10 PM. Yes, I will be watching. I love a good train wreck as much as the next guy. And yes, if you click on the link you might see what is describerd above.